Enron gave us such a scare
We had to divert you elsewhere
We sent Ken Lay on the lam
We have Faux News in on the scam

We will divert you Here and There
We will divert you Anywhere

When bin Laden could not be found
We sent Cheney underground
We made Hussein an imminent threat
The curious timing went unchecked

We will divert you Here and There
We will divert you Anywhere

We will shout and sound alarms
Claiming to be protecting you from harm
We will create colors of fear
Keeping you posted that danger is near

We will divert you here and there
We will divert you Anywhere

We will scheme to rob your pensions
And do it all because we can
If it ain't legal what the heck
We can blame you and the bubble effect

We will divert you Here and There
We will divert you Anywhere

We will hide your money in offshore accounts
And when you ask Ken's whereabouts
Because you've no brain in your head
We'll give you dear Martha instead

We will divert you Here and There
We will get divert you Anywhere

We can hide behind the doublespeak
We can hide behind the laws we make
We can refuse to be forthright
We can hide in plain sight

We will divert you here and there
We will divert you Anywhere

We will keep KBR military support contracts
While they join us in avoiding the facts
Cheney will keep Halliburton intact
While from the truth he will distract

We will divert you Here and There
We will divert you Anywhere

We will avoid your questions at no risk
Create a threat where none exists
While we claim its for your benefit
Doesn't matter if we're unfit

We will divert you here and there
We will divert you Anywhere

We will spend your tax dollars on our missiles
And, we'll get rich selling the pistols
While making money on the planes
We can hide 'cause we got Clinton to blame

We WILL divert you HERE and THERE
We WILL divert you ANYWHERE

We will legally take your rights away
While we claim this is still your USA
And as we divide you when we speak
We will make a toast tongue in cheek

Celebrating how easily we can prod
Family and friends to be at odds
While behind God we can hide
Claiming that S/He's  on our side

We WILL divert you HERE and THERE
We WILL divert you ANYWHERE

© March 2003 Pak

                        
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